PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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