btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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