I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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