I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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