we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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