Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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