I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
tell me about the fingering
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