Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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