I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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