Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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