you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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