There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
