I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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