So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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