Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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