i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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