Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm getting married
To pizza
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
