Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well I just put wine in my tea
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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