You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
two words...techno handjob
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
