he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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