so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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