I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You did what with his pubic hair?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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