I skipped work to stalk him.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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