I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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