What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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