You made me cry and you don't even care
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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