i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
