scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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