I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
