I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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