the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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