At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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