Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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