Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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