Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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