JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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