haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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