I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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