break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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