IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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