I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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