does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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