I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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