i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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