gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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