She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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