The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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