a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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