whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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