I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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