I feel like I'm in dance class right now
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The adults are the big ones right?
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